June 2012
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Watchdo-you-have-a-flag:
the best part of the entire franchise
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@youdontknowme613
Your ask box won’t load so I couldn’t message you. I just wanted to see how graduation went and how you’ve been feeling and whatnot. So message me, I guess.
P.S.: You weren’t at Maria’s graduation party so I couldn’t give you your card! I’ll put it in the mail but I can’t remember your address for the life of me.
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i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
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coffeeandvonnegut:
guys, have you ever googled bunnies yawning
wheretheducksgo:
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
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My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers...
daeneryes:
The L’Oreal brothers
Male Katniss
The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
Robin
HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
The Angry Pirate
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Reasons why I don't like starting conversations...
glitterflys:
I feel annoying.
I feel like you might not want to talk.
I feel unwanted when you don’t reply.
It normally turns awkward and fades out.
However
If you talk to me first and make attempts to keep conversation going you are a holy being in my mind.
Tinkerbell!
mockingjay74:
Belle
[ ] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like. [ ] You’ve been lost in the forest. [x] You love to read. [ ] You aren’t shy at all. [ ] One of your family members is a bit weird. [x] You have done volunteer work. [x] You have a wild imagination. [x] You love to take care of people in need. [ ] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty. [x] You’ve...
allxthexwords replied to your post: allxthexwords replied to…
I was on a pretty high dose though too, so that might have had something to do with it as well. But definitely watch out for it! I hope it helps! :c My topamax is doing like, nothing so far. But I’m only at 75mg/day right now.
Yuck :( I can’t remember the effexor dosage but my Lyrica is 150mg twice a day. I hope the topamax...
allxthexwords replied to your post: allxthexwords replied to your post: Started trying…
Yeah, lyrica did that to me too! watch out for weight gain. I gained a toooon of weight on that stuff, and I was on it for a year :/
I’ll have to remember that :( I’ve been on it for about 3 or 4 months and it only helps a teensy bit so far.
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allxthexwords replied to your post: Started trying out a new med dosage. I’m dizzy and…
ohhh, what meds are you trying dear?
Lyrica and Effexor. They upped my Lyrica again and it always does this when I go up a dosage. Silly meds.
yukaridesu:
‘men prefer women with no makeup’
oh that’s bullshit you know goddamn well most men are going to go for the girl who actually put more effort into her look
and if you don’t wear makeup then they just say ‘oh she’s lazy and doesn’t care about herself’
go fuck yourself please
you know what
I prefer men with scales, a tale, and huge claws that can tear me to shreds during sex
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Started trying out a new med dosage. I’m dizzy and fuzzy and it’s not fun at all.
me at night: i don't want to sleep that's for the weak
me in the morning: oh bed i never want to leave you
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